Disjointed thoughts held together by questionable grammar.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Phantom Cell Phone

Here's a new ailment bought on by technology; sometimes I feel my cell phone in my trouser pocket vibrate. But my phone isn't there. Freaky.

Friday, December 02, 2005

England Vs America

During the course of a week, I collect many fascinating stories, web links and conversations (as well as a few cease and desist letters). Sometimes these things reveal a pattern or synchronicity that would make one wonder if there were an omnipotent being or prime mover or…no, lost the thought. Anyway, back to the point, this week’s revelation is the exactly the same, but totally different, uses of language in England Vs America.

My favorite point of difference/similarity is the use of the put-down, “Toy.” In the USA, it is used to describe a silly, childish person, an idiot or an objectionable person. In England, the same thing would be “Muppet.” I’m thinking that maybe we could bring these two thoughts together and just call those silly, objectionable people, “Dancing Elmo®.” Just a thought.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Gotta love the Chrysler Building.




I currently have the pleasure of working opposite the most beautiful building in New York (in my opinion, so don't get all "Empire State Rules, dude," 'cos this is my blog and I like the Chrysler better, ok?).

Alas, my company is about to move uptown, and nowhere near anything cool, except maybe the Lipstick building.